Security cameras

anxietyproblem:

I always get really self concious when I walk past security cameras. I probably look so suspicious because I always walk slightly faster and turn my face away. I just don’t like it when people look at me or I’ll wonder if I did something wrong without realising. 

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justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

good news everyone, jeff bezos is experiencing consequences:

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i hope she takes his fucking money

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cephalotodd:

can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done

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dare-i-say-asexual:

christian missionaries really will just show up at your door full of bad and stupid opinions you absolutely did not ask for then act hurt when you get short with them because they don’t know when to fuck off

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elodieunderglass:

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sandersstudies:

all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me:

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fainsworld:

pleaseletthisjimbetaken:

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samsjammaam:

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roman-flair:

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rinofwater:

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i-will-physically-fight-you:

sandersstudies:

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

#welcome to where nuance goes to die

Magnificent

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neuroticpantomime:

manuvers:

@ my gays of colour I know it’s hard to break your parents hearts now but they WILL leave this earth one day and only YOU will be left with choices you made or refused to make because you wanted to make THEM happy. Stop living your life for people who already lived theirs. Live your life and live it for YOU

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And do NOT settle for some second-class citizenship in your own family or being guilted into being grateful for crumbs if your straight siblings are getting full meals. You deserve equal love and treatment in life.

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